girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.
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let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible